What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?